Wild West Steampunk Night at The Bad Bitch Saloon featuring Eli August

I know the invite calls it STEAMPUNK,  but I'll be DJing gypsy and diesel that night.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Both and Neither
Y'all are cordially invited to The Bad Bitch Saloon for an evening of debauchery of the lowest form.

One Mister Eli August of Baltimore, Maryland will be performing his beautifully mournful music for one night only right here in Chicago, Illinois. He will be accompanied by The Bad Bitch Burlesque Dancers, the official house whores of The Bad Bitch Saloon. All of this will, of course, be followed by a dance party with the Steampunk Chicago DJ Crew on The Fusion-O-Scope!

How much, you ask? Why, for a mere 5 dollars you can surround yourself with the finest in low-class entertainment for a full evening!

That's right! TALENTED WOMEN! TALENTED MEN! TALENTED NAKED WOMEN! Hopefully some talented naked men if the Bad Bitches get lucky (if you know what I mean, and I think you do)!

So save the date, tighten your laces and don't forget your singles, because the more you tip, the more clothing Eli takes off!

Wait... There's something ain't right in that last sentence...



Oh, and beer will be available for purchase, but you can B all the YOB you want. Bourbon enough to share with the dancers is encouraged and WILL be rewarded.


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