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Dieselpunks

Dieselpunk + Steampunk Culture

Thought i'd start with something simple and funny. Feel free to make up your own jokes (i doubt there are many existing)

This one is a mod of a previously existing one:

A steampunk was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, a dieselpunk, came up on an incredible shiny new diesel hovercraft bike.

The steampunk was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice hovercraft?"

The dieselpunk replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman came up to me on this hovercraft. She got off the hovercraft, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The steampunk nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

har har

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(question submitted by darklingmuse; answered by Klaude)
Q:How many Steampunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Two, one to change it and a second to glue unneccessary clock parts to it
A2: One, they change it, but then Edison takes credit for it.

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A seaman meets a steampunk pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the world, more specifically, to the steampunk's adventures on the airship. The seaman notes that the steampunk has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The steampunk replies, "We were in a storm at the sky, and I was swept overboard, but managed to grab myself. Just as my men were pulling me out, the wind caught on and my leg accidentally went to one of the turbine blades, cutting it in the most painful manner."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the steampunk, "We were boarding an enemy airship and were battling the other pirates with rayguns. One of the enemy's rayguns ray hit my hand and crossed it from one side to the other. It had to be amputated."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the steampunk.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the steampunk, "it was my first day with my hook"

Come, put your imagination to work and keep them jokes coming!

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