And she's darn right, pal! I envy you such a nice collection of hats.
This is just my everyday selection. I started counting the whole lot once but gave up: I've got about another four dozen if you include things like my top hat, pith helmets, confederate slouch hats and kepis and solid brass boba fett helmet.
Oh, and my 7 or 8 flat caps that i wear when i'm dressing down
Point me in the direction of your haberdasher!
I live in second hand shops and what I can't find I make myself
It's not a meeting... it's a trophy rack.
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMM!