Throroughbred horse racing, the Sport of Kings; grand, classy, exciting...and a good excuse for a mint julip and a wager or two.
Years of careful breeding, specialized training, and practice go into crafting the perfect racing horse, and not a little luck! Horse, jockey, and trainer must learn to think as…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on June 14, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Action! Excitement! Glamour! This Sunday,Sunday, Sunday, coming to a ring near you! It's Professional Wrestling! And...seriously, is this for real?
Once the game of carnival side shows and shady back-room rings, the sport of Professional Wrestling is getting huge, as are it's competitors. Always an action-packed clash of the manliest of…Continue
Pugilism, fisticuffs, the duel in the squared circle, the sweet science...whatever you call it, it is perhaps the manliest dance in the world.
One ring, two men, fifteen rounds. No low blows or rabbit punches. Let's get it on! [image from wikimedia]
Boxing is a sport that has been around as long as man has been entertained by a good fight. From Ancient…Continue
Furious, fast-paced, and frozen, hockey comes to the US!
A gift from our northern neighbors, the sport of Hocky brings the fast paced world of nonstop sport to the ice. Skates are worn, allowing incredibly fast movement as the players chase a small rubber "puck" across the ice, assaulting it with a large L-shaped stick, and then attempt to score a goal in a net not much bigger than the big guy guarding it. It's a game that is both graceful and brutal all at the same time, for 250…Continue
Football that primarily uses the players' feet? Uncanny! It's the growing sport of Soccer, what the rest of the world calls football, and if it can overcome its internal difficulties it's set to become the next great American sport!
Yes, the "Other Football" may not have the glory of the Gridiron yet, but if the growing popularity of the American…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on March 22, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
It's the Little Sport that Could: Basketball! Once a second-tier game with a minor following, basketball is about to hit the big time!
With the growth of the new American Basketball League, this lesser-known American sport, invented a while back in the Midwest by Dr. James Naismith, is getting a new influx of money and a new surge of interest outside of the small gymnasiums,…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on March 8, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
The silent mental duel of pitcher versus batter, the sting of a lightning double play, the tension of the bottom of the ninth, and the roar of the crowd after a homer...this is what makes Baseball, the Great American Sport!
And let's face it, folks, we're living in a new Golden Age, and we can perhaps thank one man for bringing the excitement to every home in America: the…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on March 1, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Strap into your pads, grab a pigskin, and gear up for some good ol' American Football!
Yes, the Cabaret is putting aside our posh threads and gettin' sporty. With radio broadcasts and newsreel distribution bringing the games home to fans the nation over sports is now a form of mass entertainment. So it's high time the Cabaret grabbed a pennant and cheered for the home…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on February 8, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Gear up, folks, we're going to war! And we're taking our Animated Batallions with us!
Yes, folks, once again the fires of war have spread across this world, and this time it really IS a battle to make the world safe for Democracy!
To this end, we're mobilizing every sector of our nation, and Animation is…Continue
Animation has exploded onto the sivler screen like never before!
It's everywhere, folks, with shorts from every studio you care to name.
There's hardly a movie on the silver screen that doesn't feature an animated short beforehand alongside the newsreel.
The Warner Brothers have entered the animation game with some unforgettable characters of their own!
Taking on Disney's Silly Symphonies head on, the Warners have launched a two-pronged animated offensive with Loonie Tunes and Merrie Melodies. A product of the dream team of Hugh Harman and Rudolf Ising, these silly music-driven shorts are sure to get your gut shaking and your feet tapping.
And boy have they taken the animated world by…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on January 18, 2014 at 9:30pm — No Comments
Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks are back, and this time with sound!
Yes, folks, the new "talkie" revolution which began with last year's The Jazz Singer has spread to the world of animation.
And this time it takes the form of a cute and …Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on January 11, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Animation is taking an adult turn here at the Cabaret as new cartoon sensation Betty Boop heats up the screen!
Max Fleisher has done it again, folks! The man who brought you Koko the Clown is tackling the Flapper phenomenon head-on with a jazz…Continue
Move over, Felix, because here comes the latest crazy cartoon critter, just in time to bring a little Luck to your New Year!
The product of Walter Disney and Ub Iwerks working for Universal, this lovable little scamp with his big smile, black ears, and two-button pants is sure to become an icon of animation that will make Disney and Iwerks household…Continue
It's a high tech Christmas this year at the Cabaret, my friends, as we experience the great techological advances that are driving the world via the medium of Animation!
Yes, folks, for tonight's Yuletide we will light up the projector rather than the Yule Log and watch some of the latest in cartoon animation, this time aimed at the Christmas…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on December 21, 2013 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Out of the inkwell and into your heart, it's Koko the Clown!
Yes, Max Fleischer, the new master of animation, is stunning the world with new and exciting animation techniques in his Out of the Inkwell series, and capturing its heart through his lovable Koko the Clown.
Thanks to his amazing "rotoscoping" process, which carefully overlays each image being drawn onto a corresponding motion picture still, Fleisher is able to capture the realistic movement…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on December 14, 2013 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Welcome once again, folks, to the Cap'n's Cartoon Cabaret! Today the Cabaret has gone to the cats...Felix the Cat, to be specific!
Yes, Mr. Sullivan's feisty, precocious kitty is tearing up the silver screen at the moment, and today the Cabaret features a double feature of original works, including "Felix's" first appearance (as "Master Tom") in…Continue
It's a new revolution in art: Animated Drawings!!
Ain't it amazing what the new flicker pics can do today? For the past few years we've gotten to see new and amazing things done with the motion picture camera including amazing cut-scene effects that let you heighten dramatic tension, and we've seen…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on November 30, 2013 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Back again for the exciting conclusion of our two-part 100th Episode Spectacular Celebration. 100 weeks of music, dance, history, and cocktails!
And today we start where we…Continue
Added by Cap'n Tony on November 16, 2013 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Raise your glass, everyone around the world, it's the Cabaret Centenial Celebration!!!
Yes, it's the greatest moment in Entertainment History, a gala celebration that dozens the world over have been eagerly anticipating for the last 99-odd weeks. It's the official 100th Episode of the Cap'n's Cabaret, your home for Diesel Era Music, Cocktails, Pop…Continue