The Troubleshooter Giveaway

Ok 'punks, so if you've been following my recent series of articles, then you know that I've been yadda yadda all about my recently published novel The Troubleshooter: New Haven Blues. Looking for a shot of noir, a dash of dieselpunk and sci fi shaken well and poured over a dystopian future? You got it.
"So what?" you say. "Self-published books are a dime a dozen. Why should I be…
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And speaking of red...
Here is the cover for the novel "Red-Eyed Killer", by Bard Constantine. "Red-Eyed Killer" is a prequel to "The Troubleshooter- New Haven Blues": http://micktrubble.jimdo.com/ Those who haven't read this…
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We Got it Covered: Evolution of the Troubleshooter Cover
The cover of a novel has to be special. The image has to catch the eye, fire the imagination, impel the potential reader to pluck it off the shelf -or in this modern world, click on it with their mouse. The font has to be readable and attractive. And it all has to look good in thumbnail size so that book browsers can see it online. Because that whole thing about not judging a book by its cover?
A lie.
I’m not an artist, photographer, or graphic designer. Creating a cover is…
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Stacatto (A Troubleshooter Short)

With the release of The Troubleshooter: New Haven Blues, I thought I'd share a short story featuring the protagonist Mick Trubble...
I heard the staccato of her heels down the hall…
Smoggy days, rainy nights. The windshield weeps under the glow of tacky neon lights.
The good thing about being depressed in New Haven is that you can always…
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El Investigador N°17 issue
Once again El Investigador the monthly retrofuturistic themed online magazine is out with another dieselpunk issue.
This time it´s dedicated about Noir
Hope you like it, even if you can´t read spanish....
Just click …
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From my own personal collection of Noir films that never were but could have been, again, and even if the inspiration for this one is a little late to qualify for Dieselpunk, strictly speaking, I would like to dedicate it to Mister Pilsner Panther who enjoys Noir…
Continue"The Troubleshooter is a blend of old and new genres that Bard Constantine coined 'dystopian noir'. Part of the developing Badlands universe, it introduces Mick Trubble, a character Bard describes as "a blend of noir detective and hard boiled antihero, blended with a generous amount of…
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A couple of illustrations for covers of a novel in two parts. The action is set in Shangaï... the most…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays - The end of Philip Marlowe and the start of something new
Today marks our 100th crime-busting issue of Two-Fisted Tuesday, and it is with a heavy heart that we are finally saying goodbye to Philip Marlowe, private detective of the mean streets.
Raymond Chandler had no idea what he as getting into when he let Philip Marlowe loose on the world. Since he first took the Sternwood case in 1939's The Big Sleep, Marlowe has always been with us in one way or another. Whether you found his hard boiled adventures at the…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - Young Man's Fancy
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - The Long Way Home
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Saturday Matinee - Detour (1945)
On Saturday Matinee, we showcase full-length films from or about the diesel era.
Fall is here again in the US. With the dying light fading through scarlet topped trees, the shadows are stretching in all directions, simultaneously reaching for and hiding the things that good men shouldn't know about. The shadows will creep a little more each day, until the world is covered in a deadly white chill once again. In the land of movies, it's the perfect season for Film…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - The Good Neighbor Policy
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - Life Can Be Murder
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - The Dear Dead Days
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - Seaside Sabbatical
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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Miskatonic Monday - Ed Brubaker and Sean Philips' new comic "Fatale" promises Mythos Noir
Lights out, everybody.
On Miskatonic Mondays, we celebrate the "weird" fiction of HP Lovecraft and the genre of otherworldly horror that it spawned. This news just hit during the "Creator-Owned Comics with Robert Kirkman" panel hosted over the weekend at the New York Comic Con. Ed Brubaker and Sean Philips, writer/creators of the award winning Criminal noir comic series will be coming back in early 2012 with a new year-long series named Fatale that promises…
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Two Fisted Tuesdays with Philip Marlowe - The Big Book
Welcome to Two Fisted Tuesdays, Dieselpunks' weekly beat on the mean streets.
Starring Gerald Mohr and starting with the famous lines, "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave." The Adventures of Philip Marlowe runs about 25 minutes without commercials. You can listen to this blast from the past in MP3 format for free at the link below.…
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