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Miskatonic Monday - How to summon Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones with magnetic poetry

Lights out, everybody.

On Miskatonic Mondays, we celebrate the "weird" fiction of HP Lovecraft and the genre of otherworldly horror that it spawned. This week, we're bringing you a way to summon the Great Old Ones by way of your refrigerator door.

Do the words "Nyarlathotep" or "Shub-Niggurath" mean anything to you? Do your nightly prayers consist of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?" Would you rather be summoned for jury duty to Azathoth's Court over the People's Court? If you answered "Yes" to any or all of these questions, you're sure to get enjoyment of an "unnamable" number of hours from Yog-Sothoth's Lovecraftian Letters.

H.P. Lovecraft's trademark brand of weird fiction was some of the most powerful and identifiable of the 20th century. Now you can keep his spirit and one-of-a-kind vocabulary alive with over 500 Lovecraft-inspired magnetic words to create your own miniature tales of cosmic horror. Share your dark wisdom with friends and family, or simply creep out a stranger who's rummaging through your fridge for a beer with phrases like "I Lick My Gelatinous Squid Corpse" and "Keep Out! Dagon's Inside!" The combinations are limitless! This set comes packaged in an attractive metal tin for testing phrases on before posting them for all the Old Ones, Outer Gods and Elder Things to see! There's never been anything quite like it, and it's currently only available at Innsmouth House for £19.99 plus shipping.

Via: Fangoria and Innsmouth House

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Comment by David Mark Brown on February 20, 2012 at 6:10pm

hilariously creepy.

Comment by Atterton on November 21, 2011 at 6:13pm

Ohh, what a great idea. I shall have to consider getting that.

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